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A racist, a misogynist and a homophobe enter a bar. The Bartender asks “What are you having today Mr Abbott?
Blood is a light, mint-y green, #65f68c and Starfishmom. Poor land-dwelling me with my aquatic lusus ;-;
I’m just picturing extremely-clingy!mom. Like: ‘oh god, you’re embarrassing me in front of my friends, mom; please let go of my face; it’s been three days and also I literally cannot see with you there.’
Mother. Please. This is embarrassing.
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